Tired of Waiting in Lines for Luxury? This Ohio Estate Has Its Own Casino, Bowling Alley, and Nightclub.

The Reddit title for this one was: "Tired of waiting in lines for luxury? Would you like your own personal hyperbaric chamber/sauna/bowling alley/library/casino? Have I got the home for you!" The home in question is an 15,246-square-foot Colorado cabin-inspired estate in Waynesville, Ohio, listed at $11,500,000. The rhetorical question answers itself.

The Amenity List

The listing offers the following, without irony: a private nightclub, a casino room, a two-lane bowling alley, a golf simulator, a circular bar, a cigar lounge, a full-size gym, a sauna, a hyperbaric chamber, saltwater aquariums, and a custom executive office. Outdoors: an infinity pool with rock formations, a glass-view hot tub, a Tiki bar, a poolside kitchen, poolside restrooms, fountains, a heated driveway, and a full outdoor audio system. Ten-car garage capacity across two structures — one attached with four spaces, one detached with six and two lifts — ensures the vehicle collection is accommodated. The geothermal HVAC system, central vacuum, and Control 4 smart home automation round out the practical infrastructure. The listing notes this estate is "more than a home — it's a private resort retreat." It is not underselling this.

The Four Bedrooms

For 15,246 square feet of resort infrastructure, the home has four bedrooms. This is a choice. The bedrooms feature mahogany walk-in closets and spa-style bathrooms with marble, granite, and waterfall fixtures — and they are, proportionally, a small part of a property whose primary purpose appears to be entertainment at scale. The gourmet kitchen has magma gold granite, Wolf and Miele appliances, and Sub-Zero refrigeration. Interior finishes include hickory hardwood, crema marble with onyx inlays, leather wall panels, coffered ceilings with gold leaf, antler chandeliers, and Venetian plaster — a materials list that reads like a bingo card for a certain strain of 2012 luxury construction. The home sits on 3.48 acres in Auteur Estates in Waynesville, Ohio, about 35 miles northeast of Cincinnati. At $11,500,000 for a Colorado-themed private resort in Warren County, the market for this property is specific. The amenities, however, are universal.

The Internet Has Thoughts

Naturally, this listing caught the attention of Reddit's r/zillowgonewild community. See what people are saying about it here.

Casino, bowling alley, nightclub, hyperbaric chamber, Tiki bar, and four bedrooms. Waynesville, Ohio. $11,500,000. View the full listing here.