A Glorious View of Your Significant Other, Courtesy of This English Estate's Glass-Walled Bathroom

Guide price £5,000,000, or roughly $6.7 million USD, buys you a Grade II listed estate in Worcestershire, England, with 10 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, and 10,396 square feet spread across nearly 10 acres of gardens and paddocks. It also buys you a primary ensuite with a fully glass wall between the bed and the toilet — which is, understandably, all anyone on Reddit wanted to talk about.

Everything Else Here Is Genuinely Stunning

Set with sweeping views across the Malvern Hills, the main residence holds nine of the home's bedrooms, six reception rooms, and a sizeable glass pavilion entertaining space with underfloor heating built almost entirely from frameless double-glazed units. Outside, there's an infinity-edge swimming pool, a separate one-bedroom Folly with its own accommodation, and garaging for several cars. The original poster noted the property is being positioned for a possible future as a spa, resort, or luxury hotel — which, glass bathroom aside, tracks with the scale of the place.

Reddit's Official Workaround Committee

Commenters wasted no time proposing fixes: frosted glass, a fog machine, smart glass that switches opaque at the flip of a switch. Others pointed out the glass extends to a second bathroom too, complete with slippery stone steps that drew its own round of criticism. A few defenders argued the rest of the house is genuinely beautiful enough to justify a bit of privacy glass as a fix rather than a dealbreaker — a reasonable take, given everything else on offer here.

The Internet Has Thoughts

Naturally, this listing caught the attention of Reddit's r/zillowgonewild community. See what people are saying about it here.

Ten acres, an infinity pool, and one bathroom with absolutely no secrets. View the full listing here.